Anonymous asked: Yes, it's a serious question! My penis has been calling your vagina for quite some time now. Time to pick up the phone!
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Anonymous asked: Hey, you! When are we gonna have sex??? You keep ignoring my messages. What's up with that?
Is that a serious question
(Source: wehateeveryonebutweloveeachother, via dontprostituteyourself)
when bugs don’t understand that I could murder them
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